Thursday, December 8, 2011

I talk to myself and my animals far too frequently.

I like the background to my blog.  I wish it were my house.  Minus the chilled feeling you get when you look at it.  I like candles and smelly stuff.  It makes my home super cozy and warm. I had an old timey phone once, it was awesome.  It was white and gold - victorian.  It doesn't work anymore and I don't have a house phone either, so I guess it doesn't matter.  Growing up I had a creepy old timey phone mounted on my kitchen wall.  I wish we still had that.  I'd rock that shit so hard in my family room. 

I was over - the - top excited for Christmas last night.  I came home from class and lit all of my candles and turned all of my Scentsy stuff on.  It smelled like a winter wonderland.  I began baking cookies and pulled all of our Christmas stuff out.  I found Christmas songs on our Apple TV and pulled out our Christmas tree.  I could not find the stand.  I looked everywhere in panic.  I never found it.  Sadly, I put all of our Christmas shit back.  I was super bummed.  My cookies (gluten free/sugar free/ oatmeal, quinoa, raison cookies) came out of the oven and they sucked too.  I ended up playing solitare on my phone the rest of the night.  Because, well.... fuck it.

It all was way more comical than I describe.  Sometimes I feel like my life should be a reality show.  I would make millions.  I am sure I looked utterly insane tearing my house a part trying to find the stand while talking to myself.  That, and the part where I yelled at then had a heart to heart with my cats because they have been fighting a lot lately.  I mean, it's Christmas.  We should all get along and Cooper is simply far too mean to Stella, god dammit. 

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